ZThemes
elementary school: reads at a middle school level
middle school: reads at a high school level
high school: reads at a college level
college: re-reads Harry Potter

swaggersbacktotheimpala:

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

super-who-lockian:

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

What…

ojirawel:

officialunitedstates:

sail boats are the easiest thing to steal ever because they don’t have a key because there is no engine.  all you need is a sound knowledge of the wind and a yearning to conquer the seas

  [x]

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

plays

an-unexpected-hero:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - Official Teaser Trailer 

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

Harry Potter Themed Asked

HOGWARTS/PLACES:
1. Hogwarts: Where's your favorite place in the world?
2. Sorting Hat: What Hogwarts House would you place yourself in?
3. Griffindor: Talk about a situation where you had to be brave.
4. Ravenclaw: What's something you're good at?
5. Hufflepuff: Talk about someone that you are loyal to.
6. Slytherin: Talk about your greatest ambition.
7. Diagon Alley: What is something you've always wanted to buy?
8. Ministry of Magic: What would be your dream job?
9(3/4). Platform 9 and 3/4: What's something that's always seemed impossible to you?
10. Hogsmede: What's the best school trip you've ever been on?
PEOPLE/CREATURES:
11. Harry Potter: Talk about a challenge you've overcome.
12. Ronald Weasley: Talk about a friend you once/still have.
13. Hermione: What's your favorite book?
14. Luna Lovegood: Do you believe in any superstitions?
15. Neville Longbottom: Talk about a fear you've overcome.
16. Ginny Weasley: Talk about someone you've admired.
17. Draco Malfoy: What's something you regret?
18. Fred and George: Talk about a time you pranked someone/were pranked by someone
19. Dobby: What's a cause you're loyal to?
20. Hedwig: Would you bring an animal to Hogwarts? If so, which one?
CLASSES/SPELLS:
21. Astronomy: What's your favorite object in the night sky?
22. Potions: Talk about someone you initially mistrusted but proved to be cool.
23. Quidditch: What's a hobby you enjoy?
24. Transfiguration: If you could be an animagus, what form would you take?
25. Defense Against the Dark Arts: What would you guess your patronus is? Why?
26. Divination: Talk about a dream you've had within the past week.
27. Muggle Studies: Name one muggle item you'd take to Hogwarts.
28. Care of Magical Creatures: Unicorns, Dragons, or Hippogriffs?
29. History of Magic: What's your opinion of Merlin?
30. Herbology: If you could grow any plant, real or not, what would it be?
MAGICAL OBJECTS/SPELLS
31. Nimbus 2000: What's something you've always wanted?
32. Wingardium Leviosa: What's something you had initial difficulties with?
33. Boggart: What's your greatest fear?
34. Invisibility Cloak: What's something you've wanted to hide from?
35. Polyjuice Potion: What's something you wished you could change about your appearance?
36. Amortentia: What would your amortentia smell like?
37. Marauder's Map: If you could have a secret passage in your house, where would you want it to lead to?
38. Time Turner: If you could go anywhere in Time, where would you go?
39. Mirror of Erised: What do you think you'd see in the Mirror of Erised?
40. Deathly Hallows: If you had the choice, would you pick, the wand, the stone, or the cloak?
MISC:
41. Bertie Bott's: What's your favorite candy?
42. Parsel tongue: What language would you love to speak?
43. Olivander: Describe your wand.
44. Ghosts: Who's your favorite ghost/poltergeist in the series?
45. Miranda Goshawk: If you could invent a spell, what would it do?
46. Goblet of Fire: If you had the chance, would you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
47. Room of Requirement: What sort of Room would you want to see in the Room of Requirement?
48. Gilderoy Lockheart: If you could live the life of a book character, who would you pick?
49. Fidelius Charm: Who would you pick as your secret keeper?
50. Pensieve: What memory would you love to relive?

enterprisingstarship:

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, Starfleet would have a whole new galaxy to explore.

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers